#witcherposting

Geralt watching Jaskier take his shirt off:

Geralt: I miss you. Please come back to me. I’m so sorry. I am a fool in Witcher’s clothing.

Jaskier, to his audience: There ain’t no way to hide your bottom lying eyes…

My reaction to S2 so far:

Idk how it took me so long to have this thought but Jaskier is essentially just the human version of Sandy from “Annie”.

Geralt’s like: “Dumb bard, why are you following me? I ain’t gonna feed you.”

Meanwhile Jaskier is literally just chasing tail.