#these are all based on real signsadverts around london

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  • Spotting a ticket inspector is easy. They look just like you. Starting July 2015, TFL will exclusively employ human clones on all London Underground, Overground, and bus lines.
  • Mind the gap. When you gaze into the gap, the gap gazes also into you.
  • BUY YOUR VOICE. Pay monthly or pay as you go. For a limited time only, get an additional accent FREE when you sign a 24-month contract.
  • Meet a skin-changer.
  • Are you beach body ready? Don’t go to the beach this summer without preparing a body. The thing in the water demands a sacrifice.
  • Avoid the horror. (You cannot avoid the horror.)
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