#these stupid boys and their stupid faces i love them both

Lan Wangji would like to politely ask what, precisely, the actual fuck is going on at this Moment? Nie Huaisang is… A Mastermind? That doesn’t seem right. And yet…? He goes ahead and Settles on an All-Purpose Glare, that seems like a Safe Bet. 3/10

Things have Escalated Very Quickly and Honestly Lan Wangji is Not About this Haunted Temple Life. Really just so much more Melodramatic and Murdery than Necessary. 1/10

Well fuck you too then uncle. 3/10

This is It Lan Wangji. Just Say It. You’ve Waited Sixteen Years For This. You Can Do It, you can, just– 6.5/10

Yes this is Exactly what he wanted from a Confession Scene. Exactly the Confession he had in Mind. Yup. Nothing More Needed Saying Here. 5/10

The one thing he hasn’t said yet. The One And Only Thing. Ahaha. 4.5/10

Lan Wangji is back in Dad Mode. A Full Dad Smirk. Truly Powerful. 9.5/10

The Softest Little Smile. It’s Barely There but it is So Strong. The Affection in his Eyes!! Too Much. 10/10

In Retrospect Maybe Deciding To Give Up On Being An Itinerant Wanderer With The Man I Love In Favour Of Political Bullshit Was A Bad Call. 1.5/10

I was wrong. I was So Wrong. Thisis History’s Most Homoerotic Duet. 10/10

Lan Wangji Stands Atop a Waterfall of Peace. Lan Wangji is the Happiest Boy in the World. 13/10

Wei Ying I am Standing Right Here. 7/10

*screams internally* 2/10

No yeah no this is fine. This is great. This is So Fine and So Great. Love it. Amazing. 3/10

Wei Ying. 16/10