“Ain’t much we can do, unless you wanna go tell ‘em to stop.”
“As if!”
“Answered your own question then, didn’t ya Kagome?”
“But we can’t just sit here. It feels so… intrusive.”
“Keh! They’re the ones being gross in public. It’s their own fault if they get an audience.”
“I mean, I know they haven’t seen each other for awhile, but… it looks like they’re trying to eat each other’s faces.”
“More like eat each other’s tongues.”
“Eww!”
“Tell it to those two!”
“This is the last time I ever go anywhere with Sango and Miroku.”
“Same.”
“They’re just… so…”
“Gross?”
“… publicly affectionate.”
“Yeah, gross.”
“How’d you get roped into being here, Inuyasha?”
“I’m Miroku’s ride. You?”
“Sango and I had a movie date, but, well, the plans changed when Miroku called at the last minute.”
“Figures.”
“I really wouldn’t have minded if Sango cancelled our plans. I know how weird Miroku’s work schedule has been, and it’s hard for them to have time together… but I think she felt bad about it, and kept insisting I should come along. Kinda wish I’d said no.”
“You shoulda said ’fuck no.’”
“… I won’t argue with you there.”
“This is really putting me off my food.”
“Yeah…”
“The whole restaurant is staring at us.”
“I guess it’s dinner and a show.”
“Ugh, don’t say shit like that, you’re gonna make me more nauseous than I already am.”
“Sorry.”
“… goddamn, did his hand just…?”
“Yep.”
“And did she just—”
“Looks like it.”
“… fucking gross.”
“I can’t believe we haven’t been kicked out of here yet.”
“… You know what? Fuck this. Let’s go.”
“Huh? Go?”
“Let’s get out of here. Just ‘cuz those two won’t get a room doesn’t mean we have to sit here and watch 'em.”
“You want us to ditch our friends?”
“Like they’d even care.”
“Well…”
“We could start a knife fight in here and they wouldn’t notice. I mean, look at them.”
“… yeah, okay. Let’s go.”
“Fuckingfinally. Don’t forget your coat.”
“What about the tab?”
“Let them deal with it.”
“I dunno, that doesn’t seem very—”
“We’ll pay 'em back later, let’s just go before I start puking.”
“All right. Where should we go?”
“We can hit that movie you and Sango were gonna see.”
“Works for me.”
“… we could get dinner afterwards, too. If, y'know, we’re hungry or whatever.”
“… Inuyasha, are you asking me on a date?”
“Keh! No. I’m rescuing your ass from our disgusting friends.”
“Ah. I see.”
“It ain’t a date.”
“Okay.”
“Itain’t.”
“I believe you.”
“…”
“…”
“Kagome?”
“Yeah?”
“… if it were a date—which it isn’t, okay?—but if it were, would you, er…”
