#things of beauty

parotcardsroxy:

parotcardsroxy:

parotcardsroxy:

do you love the colour of the basilosaurus

everyone tagging this as “do you love the colour of the spine” is funnier than me

alright pack it up boys i’ve hit my peak

homunculus-argument:

Levels of funny:

1. Weird shit happens - Jeremy turned into an opossum and escaped inside the walls
2. Add emotion - Jeremy got so mad that he turned into an opossum and escaped inside the walls.
3. Add a relatable element evoking said emotion - Jeremy got so mad about his roommates not doing their dishes that he turned into an opossum and escaped inside the walls.
4. Imply that this happens regularly - Jeremy got so mad about his roommates not doing their dishes that he turned into an opossum and escaped inside the walls again. His roommates are now arguing whose turn it is to fish him out of there.

agoodsongeveryday:

Day Seven Hundred

Now, my girl, you’re so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true, yeah
You’ll be dead before your time is due, I know it

See my daddy in bed a-dyin’
See his hair been turnin’ grey, yeah
He’s been workin’ and slavin’ his life away

carpethedamndiem:

Omar Mahfoudi, Come Back to Me

agoodsongeveryday:

Day Six Hundred and Ninety Nine

I’m an evil evil woman
But I want to do a man some good
I’m an evil evil woman
But I want to do a man some good
I’m Gina Lollobrigida
I ain’t red riding hood