#things that are funny

crumplelush:

brunhiddensmusings:

tales-from-the-library:

they do this so that they can prove people use the library, figure out what books are popular so they can make sure to get more like it or further entries in a series, and to figure out what times the library is more buisy

while ive never killed a person in a library (yet) i do sometimes unshelve additional books to boost the statistics thus resulting in increased funding for the library, however small

librarians being a-ok with murder but draw the lines at reshelving books is painfully on brand

And pro tip from a former library paraprofessional: a mis-shelved book is a lost book!

totaltrashmammall:

90sto2000s:

Only 90s kids understand

Finally, an only 90’s kid post with things actually limited to the 90’s and not things I was experiencing in 2012.

notajerusalemcricket:

nightpool:

yorickish:

official-kircheis:

yorickish:

there’s nothing worse than getting an email

gettingtwoemails

there’s one thing worse than getting an email

i’ve got bad news about the cardinality of natural numbers

There’s a countably infinite number of things worse than getting an email

If the number of things worse than getting an email is countably infinite, the probability of their happening is, I presume, also calculable. This morning I opened my Outlook and had 21 emails, so 20 of those things have reached a probability of 100%.

…Ope, make that 21.