#i laughed
Stakar: I love her, but she’s terrifying.
Martinex: You love her becauseshe’s terrifying.
Stakar, internally:
Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.
Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’
To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’
The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’
We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.
This is beautiful
Ok that last one is just to show off
Damn Ms Girl just throated the fuck out of that
Hardest way to tell the word you’re The Throat Goat
my three girlfriends. and yes, they drink blood.
So I saw Halloween Kills finally…..
Oh I wish I hadn’t.
…but on the bright side, saw Murder Husband.
just started invincible. i think the animation is really good and its pretty interesting so far but idk why people hate omni man so much? he goes kinda hard with marks training ig but its not THAT bad, honestly as far as fictional dads go he might even be a little above average. not that thats a high bar tho lol
stop casting famous people for romance movies
stop casting famous people in movies
stop casting for movies, let it be randomly selected, like jury service. “sorry can’t legally come to work today, I’m the new batman”
the best bit of the easter story is when jesus tricks the cyclops into rolling the boulder out of the doorway of the cave so he can escape hidden under the lamb of god or whatever it is that happens in the bible idk i haven’t read it
I know nobody asked for a photoshoot of my kitten wearing the heart of the ocean but in my defense nobody told me I couldn’t either
I regret nothing.
I’m crying sksksksk
Draw me like Miette
You draw Miette?? You draw her like one of your French girls???? Oh! Oh! Ice berg for ship!
I want a divorce
I woke up today and chose violence.
@gonuclear@kayos-incarnate I am going to do a JURDER is what I’m gonna do. >:|
In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder
Two things that are true:
1. All art can help us discover things about ourselves; popular media’s potential to illuminate shouldn’t be disdained simply because it doesn’t meet some arbitrary set of qualifications to be considered “real art”.
2. Reddit gamebros realising they’re subs because they played Elden Ring and kind of liked it when Ranni was mean to them is objectively very funny.
lil robstar comic
Some Eurovision memes y’all can cry over
Y’all quick. They ain’t ever inviting us back to the Oscars again. It’s gonna be “Oscar’s so white from now on”
me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch
Hey, fun fact! Your peripheral vision is better equipped to see light and movement than when you look at something straight on. Dim light and shadow that would be indistinguishable when facing something can be seen out of the corner of your eye.
So, if you ever see light or movement on the edge of your vision, that suddenly vanishes when you turn, don’t worry! Whatever it is hasn’t disappeared! You’re just unable to perceive it when you’re looking right at it!
“Don’t worry” he says
As if I don’t have enough heart attacks from reflections on the inside of my glasses
“Don’t worry! Whatever it is hasn’t dissapeared!” Has the absolute OPPOSITE effect