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knb:

phenomenal

Stakar: I love her, but she’s terrifying.

Martinex: You love her becauseshe’s terrifying.

Stakar, internally:

natpoision:

incorrect-mikeyway-quotes:

onbestaand:

Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

This is beautiful

@nyx-thewolf

reesespuffsofficial:

jaxblade:

All Day Supporting your Bros like

@doktorpeace

#dragon ball z    #i laughed    

kazentais:

lvl99catpriest:

i-am-the-third-heat:

tikkety-tok:

Ok that last one is just to show off

Damn Ms Girl just throated the fuck out of that

Hardest way to tell the word you’re The Throat Goat

lurking-latinist:

my three girlfriends. and yes, they drink blood.

outofcharactersniper:

More takes of the navy seals copypasta from scout’s voice actor (Nathan Vetterlein) twitch stream

#tf2 scout    #voice actor    #i laughed    

So I saw Halloween Kills finally…..

Oh I wish I hadn’t.

…but on the bright side, saw Murder Husband.

wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

just started invincible. i think the animation is really good and its pretty interesting so far but idk why people hate omni man so much? he goes kinda hard with marks training ig but its not THAT bad, honestly as far as fictional dads go he might even be a little above average. not that thats a high bar tho lol

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kaisenz:

michaelabanes:

michaelabanes:

stop casting famous people for romance movies

stop casting famous people in movies

stop casting for movies, let it be randomly selected, like jury service. “sorry can’t legally come to work today, I’m the new batman”

catilinas:

the best bit of the easter story is when jesus tricks the cyclops into rolling the boulder out of the doorway of the cave so he can escape hidden under the lamb of god or whatever it is that happens in the bible idk i haven’t read it

brunhiddensmusings:

yee-bitchh:

fairykukla:

tiarasnteakettles:

rowyngoldeart:

tiarasnteakettles:

I know nobody asked for a photoshoot of my kitten wearing the heart of the ocean but in my defense nobody told me I couldn’t either

I regret nothing.

I’m crying sksksksk

Draw me like Miette

You draw Miette?? You draw her like one of your French girls???? Oh! Oh! Ice berg for ship!

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

taibhsearachd:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

I want a divorce

I woke up today and chose violence.

@gonuclear@kayos-incarnate I am going to do a JURDER is what I’m gonna do. >:|

maelwife:

In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder

prokopetz:

Two things that are true:

1. All art can help us discover things about ourselves; popular media’s potential to illuminate shouldn’t be disdained simply because it doesn’t meet some arbitrary set of qualifications to be considered “real art”.

2. Reddit gamebros realising they’re subs because they played Elden Ring and kind of liked it when Ranni was mean to them is objectively very funny.

daily-cats:

Passingdownthetradition.

niteween:

lil robstar comic

cummingsooon:

shaolinbynature:

Tiffany Haddish getting drunk and telling the story of Rose Valland, an art curator who recovered stolen art from the Nazis during WWII, is everything I’ve never thought I needed in life. Someone PLEASE make this a regular thing with her. I guarantee our children and we, as a society, would learn more from her valuable teachings. [Full video here]

BEST SHIT EVER !!

eurovision-shit:

Some Eurovision memes y’all can cry over


Y’all quick. They ain’t ever inviting us back to the Oscars again. It’s gonna be “Oscar’s so white from now on”

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recordplayersandsoul:

Mood

[ID nurse asks: “have you been under any increased stress lately?”

Old man: laughs

Old man: continues laughing]


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spaghettiforpapy:

melladh:

morganoperandi:

animatedmovie:

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

Hey, fun fact! Your peripheral vision is better equipped to see light and movement than when you look at something straight on. Dim light and shadow that would be indistinguishable when facing something can be seen out of the corner of your eye.

So, if you ever see light or movement on the edge of your vision, that suddenly vanishes when you turn, don’t worry! Whatever it is hasn’t disappeared! You’re just unable to perceive it when you’re looking right at it!

“Don’t worry” he says


As if I don’t have enough heart attacks from reflections on the inside of my glasses

“Don’t worry! Whatever it is hasn’t dissapeared!” Has the absolute OPPOSITE effect

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