#this asshole
Mon, 18 Nov 2019 21:52:59
Floofy cuddly bear called Chris Evans
Okay, so being an adult is weird because my first thought after I saw these pictures wasn’t ‘that island is the perfect height for him to bend me over’ but was in fact ‘I would kill to have that much space in my kitchen’ ♀️
It’s completely @stargazingfangirl18 fault that my brain automatically thinks Model Ransom when I see these pictures. It can’t comprehend it’s Chris
New! Always cheers me up
Not sure why he’s playing this so aggressively, but like, he can play me that aggressively. Too much? Sorry.
*MIC DROP*
I SCREAMED
Hayden bringing the whole room to their knees in six words ladies and gents