#this cracks me up

derinthescarletpescatarian:

opened-rootbeercan:

prudencepaccard:

axmxz:

axmxz:

makiruz:

phoenixonwheels:

queenofthefaces:

Thank u @tiwaztyrsfist for context HSJDKFKGL

Oh my god, the story’s real?

i love how OP describes something straight out of Stephen King, and a bunch of people are like “yeah it’s one of them fake CIA towns”, like it’s just one of those things everyone but the OP knows about

update: i started telling this story to my military brat husband, and he was like “oh like one of those fake special forces training towns?” ok are OP and I the only ones out of the loop??

apparently the FBI has a non-secret one of these: https://www.fbi.gov/services/training-academy/hogans-alley

OP be like

This is so much funnier from the POV of the staff

“Sir, can’t I just show him my ID and tell him to leave?”

“No, we can still salvage this. Put on the McDonald’s uniform.”

Does your vampire bat keep demanding blood for nutrition and sustenance, day after day, night after night? Mine too.

synebluetoo:

synebluetoo:

everythingfox:

“Wait for it .. our cats face when she watches our new rescue kitten”

(Source)

I CANNOT BREATHE

Cat be like SO YOU JUST BRING THIS DUMBASS INTO MY HOUSE

marumix-main:

kwermaid09:

mousefangs:

chazzfox:

justmeandmytechs:

latierradelatrasero:

vampireapologist:

surfdog2000:

what th

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

Oh myfdb c

I have a cryptic need to reblog this as much as possible

Are we gonna ignore the sounds this man is making

The transition at the end is SENDING ME