#this especially works for my road rage
Imagine if Elain messes with people who have pissed her off?*
Nothing major, just small things. I imagine her to be like @hacawijo, with curses of inconvenience, rather than pain.
Elain: “Hey Rhys, how’s that ingrown toenail coming along?”
Rhys: “Sorry, what now?”
Elain: “Oh, forgive me. That must be next month.”
Rhys:
Elain:
Don’t mess with a Seer.
* From my conversations with @wingedblooms.
Some other gems from my vault -
“ wish you’d drop— your keys in mud”
“I hope you have a terrible itch on that part of your back you simply cannot reach”
“May you never be in the faster lane in highway traffic”
“I hope you step in a shower water puddle with socks on”
“May you be unable to find your sunglasses the next time you need them”
“I hope that the restaurants you go to are always out of something you want to order”
“May you always miss the trash can when throwing things from a distance”
