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just had to explain the difference between streets and alleyways to a delivery driver
hey fam?
so I just watched Everything Everywhere All At Once
great movie! loads of fun
I just have one question:
what
and I cannot possibly, in any language, in any universe, with all potential implications or inferences that could be drawn from the statement, regardless of context or frame of reference (or lack thereof), accounting for all possible experiences both objective and subjective, past present and future, without hyperbole or dramatization
stress this enough:
the fuck
reading about the Crabs™ on mobile and choosing to believe this is a mass hallucination rather than an actual April Fools joke
the heardle chose chaos today and I’m here for it
i’m adding up the total value of all my belongings to see how much renter’s insurance would cost and it’s. it’s a lot y’all. i have so many things
team perma-DST, standard time lovers dni
just made 33 cents on redbubble, looks like it’s time to quit the day job!!!
hate when you have a conversation and then afterwards you’re like “welp, gonna be obsessing over that for the rest of the day”
worked the absolute wildest event at work today and no one will ever in a million billion years believe me, even though I have pictures
some highlights include:
- chatting with a salad
- calling security on a rogue juggler
- having a stand-off with a crab (which I won)
- watching penguins tapdance while being serenaded by a mermaid with a ukelele
- meeting Puff the Magic Wizard
- watching a 12 foot tall bird dance to a live 13 piece brass band
- listening to a speech by the Queen of Atlantis
- getting caught in a parade of musical pirates
- explaining sea lion farts to some fairies (or were they elves?)
- politely declining the opportunity to pet the snake dancer’s snake due to quarantine issues
- watching a fake “seal whisperer” try to out-interp one of our interps
- seeing a 10 foot iridescent dragonfly on stilts
- checking Poseidon’s trident at the door
- waiting for a (giant inflatable) pearl to get confiscated (it came with the giant inflatable clamshell)
- getting a compliment from a shipwreck survivor
and, of course, surviving the night and living to tell the tale
(sung to the tune of Europe’s The Final Countdown)
~ITS THE MONTHLY BREAKDOWN~
