#this is a silly post and i love it
At the Hair Salon
Hairstylist: How do you want me to style it today?
Me: Uhh..uhm…er…
Me: *looks down and whispers* Tim, what do I do?
Tim: Get your hair parted down the middle, queen. It’s the ultimate look.
Me: *whispers* Thanks king
I thought you were just going yo pull this Tim out to show the hairdresser that you want your haircut like his