#batfam shitpost
The real reason batman has such a long cape is to hide his 7 inch platform boots
And all of his children
Why would you hide this in the tags
Do I have to repeat myself
I had fun with this one
At the Hair Salon
Hairstylist: How do you want me to style it today?
Me: Uhh..uhm…er…
Me: *looks down and whispers* Tim, what do I do?
Tim: Get your hair parted down the middle, queen. It’s the ultimate look.
Me: *whispers* Thanks king
I thought you were just going yo pull this Tim out to show the hairdresser that you want your haircut like his
Jason: Look, I am a simple man.
Damian under his breath: Got that right.
Tim:-Literally the most complicated messy person I know.
Jason:…..
Jason:-I am JUST A SIMPLE MAN….
Stephanie:“Man”is an over-statement.
Jason:Ok what is with you guys?!
Dick:AREAL man wouldn’t chug the last of the chocolate protein powder without saying anything before hand.
Jason: oh my FUCKING GOD.
Operator: 911 please hold
Tim: Can you please stop trying to kill me for a few minutes, I’m on hold
Jason, sighing and putting down his guns:Fine
Tim: How much of what you’re saying do you believe right now?
Dick: About sixty percent.
Tim: I thought it was in the mid-eighties. How’d you pull it off so well?
Dick:Experience.
Dick, injured: Am I going to die?
Bruce: Absolutely not. You’re perfectly fine.
Bruce: *starts talking about his feelings*
Dick, internally: Oh, I am definitely going to die.
Dick: What did the water say to the boat?
Tim: If this is another bad pun I swear—
Dick: Nothing. It just waved.
Tim: Give me your gun Jason.
Dick: When I was your age—
Jason, mocking him: When I was your height—
Dick:
Dick: Listen here, you little shit-
