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twinterrors29:

Boba Fett’s reputation as the best bounty hunter in the galaxy comes from him pulling off an insane number of jobs throughout his life, some of which were even deemed impossible for a lone hunter to pull off

funnily enough, he doesn’t actually remember completing all of the ones people attribute to him, but after seeing the footage and biometric proof, he assumes that he’s been blacking out and entering some sort of exhaustion fugue state, or maybe he’s just had a few too many concussions

it’s not until he tries to claim a puck from the guild and is told that he’s already working that job that he starts to figure out that something more is going on, and decides to investigate who it is that’s been working this job

as it turns out, there’s actually like ten different escaped clones pulling bounties under his name, considering they all share the same DNA and face, who’ve put together a few fake versions of his father’s armor

many of them even work in teams, trading off who gets to ‘play Boba’ to the guild or clients

(they’ve also been using their shared DNA to access his space netflix account, which explains why the recommendation algorithm never seems to figure out what he likes and keeps telling him that he’s already watched shows he finds)

(strangely, he realizes that they haven’t touched any of his bank accounts, despite the fact that they could certainly have gotten through their security measures the same way)

after discovering this, he considers confronting them, killing them, even just turning them in to the guild

but then he’d lose some of his reputation if it comes out that impersonators can mimic him well enough to get the job done just as well as he could

so he just sends them all a message telling them to not fuck this up and continues with this life

Din goes looking for Boba at one point and runs into almost 10 different “Bobas” and its hilarious because only Actual Boba has ever met Din and these Fake Bobas just have this random Mando coming up to them and talking about his kid and just generally being like “um….. wtf?”

Screenshot of tags by takiki16: "#the mandalorian #boba fett #clone wars #star wars #(Capslock keysmash) #AND LIKE...do all of them just try to fake their way through this Very Strange Interaction #leading to din getting emotional whiplash and calling up boba like HEY SO IT FEELS LIKE I SAY WORDS AND YOU ONLY HEAR THREE OUT OF #EVERY FIVE AND THAT'S A LITTLE HURTFUL I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS #but UNBEKNOWNST TO DIN he STILL ISN'T CALLING the original boba fett #so word spreads pretty quickly among the Merrie Impersonators #that prime's annoying kid somehow adopted a weird little green frogge thing nephew #and honestly his dad is kinda endearing and seems lonely so now we're ALL UNCLES SURPRISE #interactions rapidly improve for din because the merrie impersonators start sharing notes about him and grogu"
Screenshot of more tags from takiki16: "#din chalks this up with not a small sense of accomplishment as him getting Better At People #(which in fact he IS but he's still missing like 75% of what's going on THAT'S STANDARD) #grogu can absolutely tell that he has like fifteen uncles instead of one #but that little gremlin has secrets in his head that no living being should know so this is no biggie"

@takiki16 oh my GOD, amazing addition!

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