#this is hilarious i love it
There’s no real evidence in canon for this, but I love headcanoning Meng Mo as Luo Binghe’s paternal grandfather. Main potential evidence is that Luo Binghe and Meng Mo have similar dream powers, that Meng Mo took Luo Binghe under his wing in a relatively benign fashion, and that Meng Mo doesn’t have a body anymore which implies some shit went down at some point.
I just like to imagine Tianlang-Jun finding out that the famous “Elder Dream Demon” is actually his even more famous “dead” father.
“GET OUT HERE, YOU DEADBEAT BASTARD,” Tianlang-Jun shouts into Binghe’s ear. “OH, WAIT! You can’t, can you?! You can’tget out here and meet your snake demon grandchild you were so fucking pissed off about! Meimei fucked you up good,huh?!”
“I don’t know that disappointing, ungrateful layabout,” Meng Mo says inside Luo Binghe’s head. “Who is he? What’s he talking about? He became a damn musician, what does he know about anything? Pretend you can’t hear him.”
Luo Binghe and Zhuzhi-Lang exchange looks of suffering and confusion. Binghe is seriously considering punching Tianlang-Jun in the face, accepting the fact that Zhuzhi will loyally tackle him if he does that. It’ll be worth it.
Since I love mxtx universe crossovers:
Tianlang-Jun being the thing in the Burial Mounds when Wei Wuxian is dropped into it (don’t ask me how, maybe he was forced into a different universe when he was defeated I dunno) and is the partial source of Wei Wuxian’s knowledge of demonic cultivation.
Wei Wuxian makes a pact to get out of there, and in result let’s Tianlang-Jun be a ridealong in his body until Wei Wuxian figures out how to heal his body (or kill him for good).
But I wouldn’t want this AU to be super serious. Tianlang-Jun is honestly the funniest and most pathetic mxtx antagonist to date; he is happy to taste the wine Wei Wuxian drinks and with the torture he is allowed to inflict on Wen Chao and bides his time.
But.
As soon as he sees Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji interact he immediately sees “friends to ‘enemies’ to lovers 400k slow burn” and is determined to get them together. And he’s a horrible matchmaker…but Wei Wuxian is contrary by nature and does the opposite of what Tianlang-Jun wants him to and that somehow gets them together before Qiongqi Path.
“Have you guys fucked yet? You had to have fucked.”
“We did not!!! Besides, we’re both straight and he likes MianMian!”
“You can go after MianMian to make him jealous!!”
“No!”
“Or, perhaps a threesome?”
“NO!!!”
Just…Wei Wuxian being somewhat possessed by someone more shameless than him would be hilarious.
