PERSONALITY TEST

Let’s start with your results. The Enneagram, Zodiac, and MBTI Section revealed that you are either an 8w9, or an 8w4, a Gemini, and an INFP-T. From Your Disorder Section come the results that you are physically disabled with a potassium channelopathy, an illness that nobody would ever bother to try and understand, as well as mentally disabled with depression, ADHD, autism, and you are quite possibly an actual narcissist. In one of your written responses, you said, “Apparently I have a desire to control the circumstances around me. I’m told. I guess that’s true. I guess. I mean, the desire is there. I’m not, like, puppeteering people around. But anyway, I don’t ever feel that way because I want to be, like, manipulative, or cruel. It just helps me feel safe. To imagine that I can. Not puppeteer people, no, I mean ‘to imagine that I can have some control.’ So much is uncontrollable, overwhelming.” Aw, how cute. You do use too many words to over-express your meaning, though. And sometimes you still aren’t making any sense, even though you talk way too much. Your Preferences and Hobbies Section gives me an interesting note to write down on my clipboard here; most of them are actually just coping mechanisms and tools for escapism. Your Relationships Section reveal that your Attachment Style is Anxious, but somehow with the ridiculous amount of actual love of Secure mixed in, meaning you fall in love too early and can’t let go. Your Love Language is Physical Touch, with the runner-up being Quality Time. Coupled with your aforementioned ADHD; and your out-of-sight-out-of-mind mentality, this means that if you aren’t within hugging distance of the person you have the ridiculous amount of love at all times, you lose interest within days, hours. You also desire praise and validation, not just from your friends, partners, and family, but from every single person you meet. You are highly insecure.

I’m so sorry, but after looking over your results from the extensive Personality Test, your diagnosis is unlovable.

Nobody will ever be able to reciprocate what you give so much of.

Nobody will ever be able to tolerate you for longer than a month. That is your final record.