#this is my fucking legacy
there’s the onceler. he puts on green suit. he is still the onceler, but also the greedler. he is greedy. they are the same character but also different persons. simple. greedler sad? be becomes bitteronceler or darkler. easy to understand. they are all the onceler. sometimes they fall in love but they are still the onceler. onceler has swag? he’s the swaggler. still the onceler. onceler is a pimp? he’s the pimpler. he has weird sharkteeth now, but he’s still the onceler. he is mean. but sometimes? sometimes he is nice. he then becomes gentle-pimp-greelder. easy. oncler becomes spider? spiderler. he has six arms but he’s still the onceler. oncler is wolf? wolfler. your onceler sleep paralysis demon? maybe creepler. there’s a oncler who’s a canibal. he is always covered in blood. he is also the onceler. reasonable. if the blood is ink he’s the inkler. he doesn’t have blood? he’s the the mechanical greedler. of this we can all agree.
they are all the onceler. they are in love sometimes—with themselves who are not themselves—but they are still the onceler. but then? then they go to summercamp. camp weehawken. and then they go to highschool. they attend university. perhaps they get a PHD. i’m not sure. the oncelers who are all the onceler stops being the onceler. they are deoncelerized. some oncelers are not the onceler anymore but they are still called the onceler. but the new oncelers are very different from the one onceler. some are involved in the zombie apocalypse. are they also the oncler? maybe. but they are also not the oneceler. but they all come from one onceler. so they are the oncler. but they are also removed from the one onceler due to deoncelerization. this? this is confusing.
the oncelers who are the onceler are the oncler but also not all oncelers are the onceler. we simply have to accept this.
date of origin: july 23rd, 2020
Sometimes they become irish youtubers or irish twitch streamers. That would be onceler dan and greedler kev, still the onceler. Sometimes they are fairies and merpeople - fairy onceler dan and merman greedler kev. Sometimes they are the subject of a dating sim, before people realise that it is kind of creepy to do that because they are based on real people, so they are then just two versions of the onceler, before people realise that if they remove the onceler from these characters, they can make money from the dating sim. They are no longer the onceler, instead they are Cornelius McLaurin and Mike Hunt.
Sometimes the lorax is @slime-cycle. This is not the onceler.
Sometimes they go to hogwarts. Sometimes they are high school musical. Sometimes they are teen beach. Sometimes RT Game retweets an image of one of them. Sometimes Kevin has feet. Sometimes we panic, because we do not know how much of this the Youtubers know.
