#this is perfectly in character
Ray Vecchio could wake up in a giraffe exhibit, with a suitcase full of diamonds and teddy bears, wearing a kilt and a princess crown with no memory of the day before and would be sure, positive beyond a shadow of a doubt that this somehow involved Benny. This was somehow all Benny’s fault.
And Benny would have (in his mind) a perfectly reasonable explanation and “really, Ray, there’s no need to get so worked up. This was all in the name of justice, after all, and as an officer of the law-”
“STOP TALKING, BENNY!”
“I’m cold, I’m damp, there’s a draft up my skirt-”
“It’s a kilt, Ray.”
“I have a draft up my kilt, and I just stepped in giraffe poo.” Ray moans. “I just want to go home.”
“But we got our man, Ray.”
