#this is the only version i will accept
Bby Eli:*chomp*
Stiles: Cub bite leg, what do?
Derek: Elevate and apply pressure.
Stiles: *picks Eli up by the scruff*
Stiles: Apologise or no dessert.
Eli: *stubs toe* FUCK.
Derek: Hey, language!
Eli: The hell else am I supposed to say? “Woe is I”?
Derek:
Eli: You have to admit swearing is necessary sometimes!
Stiles: He has a point.