#this isnt a joke i own this car and its amazing
Ideal Vehicle:
- Headlights that aren’t blinding anyone even a little bit
- Crumple zone
- Lack of touch screen
- Air bags
- Seatbelts
- Complete inability to connect to my phone in any way other than an aux port
- Computing power roughly equivalent to the Apollo 13 capsule
- Lack of wifi
- Doesn’t know where I am, ever
- Doesn’t require any subscription service
- >35mpg
- Enough replaced parts that I can make the joke “officially it’s a 2007, but on average it’s closer to a 2012.”