#tom holland au meme

tomhollandsgirlfriend:

A compilation of Tom saying darling -

I AM DECEASED!!!!!

all i want in life is for him to call me darling and love just ONCE

tony: look kid, i don’t want you getting too attached to me or anything alright?

peter: no yeah of course

tony: okay good ‘cause-

peter: you are my daaaad. you’re my dad!

tony:

peter:

tony:

peter: boogie woogie woogie

lazy days with tom au

- full days where you both have time off were rare so they’re usually spent just lounging around the house or just going out for ice cream or something small

- waking up and nestling into his chest just under his chin

- he literally smells sooooo good

- while you’re in the process of doing so he wakes up and once you’re settled he kisses your head and wraps his arms around you

- his groggy, raspy morning voice oh god

- “what d'you wanna do today love?”

- “mmm i dunno. i’m kind of in the mood to watch a movie.”

- “alright then. shall we get up?”

- “five more minutes tom.”

- him laughing and saying “darling no, whenever you want five more minutes it turns into half an hour. come on get up”

- “nooooooo”

- him picking you up out of bed and carrying you downstairs

- “okay first of all, how DARE you”

- watching movies on netflix but not really paying attention because you guys are barely ever able to just be together like this

- taking like three naps in the same day

- sitting in the bathtub together

- “why do they call it a bath bomb if there’s no explosion?”

- “tom i don’t know and quite frankly i don’t care.”

- “but it doesn’t make any SENSE y/n!”

- laughing because he’s an idiot but he’s your idiot

- just enjoying each other’s company and being together

tbh the only hair of tom’s that i’m concerned about rn is his left eyebrow. like tom, pls, fix ur eyebrow i’m begging you

okay let’s get serious for a minute here. all you babes that are genuinely flipping shit over tom cutting his hair need to actually calm the fuck down. it’s hishair. it’s not on anyone else’s head but his own, therefore mans can do whatever the FUCK he wants with it. so what if he’s getting it cut? i hate to be that person but if you were an og fan then you wouldn’t give a single solitary shit about what his hair looks like. and here’s something else to think about, hair grows back you idiots. so even if you’re that upset about it then you most likely won’t have to deal with it for very long. he might not even wanna cut it. for all we know it could be for a role or what-the-fuck-ever. but it doesn’t matter because as mentioned earlier, it’s his hair so he can cut it if he wants to goddamnit and whatever else he wants to do with it. and not to mention it’s literally just hair? it’s just a collection of dead cells so why the shit are you guys making a big deal abt it????