maybe i’m just really fucking slow on the uptake but am i reading into this scene right?? once tom offers himself as the beating post to logan, after having discussed it with shiv the night before, he makes the now (in)famous call to the mysterious rex hendon for legal advice.
he’d claimed to shiv (and greg) the day before that he’d be meeting a lawyer and even reports later to shiv how he was told that jail time was inevitable for someone in his position.
BUT!! this doesn’t check out? if tom only made the call to hendon AFTER getting confirmation that his girlboss wife and her dad were willing to sell him out so easily…then was he just bluffing about the previous legal advice???
idk is this dumb i need someone to tell me what they think please <3
how hard do u think it was for tom to hide that he’s crazy for sufficiently far enough into his relationship with shiv that he already had her on the hook
every time i see a post that’s like “wtf is a talking stage!!! i want to be buried alive with u” im like tom had to erase that text to shiv like 800 times while dating
a santa clarita diet situation would fix tomshiv i think. like if shiv suddenly had to eat human flesh and tom had to source it for her i think they would be fine
the way shiv should get back at tom in season 4 is to go out to dinner with him every night and pronounce all the words wrong when ordering. soufflé becomes soofil, jus is pronounced like just, filet mignon is a fillet mig-non from now on, chardonnay is cardonay etc. i honestly think this would trigger a cardiac event
