Stardew valley elligibles at the beginning of the game: This backwater town sucks and I hate it here
Stardew valley elligibles when they realize the new farmer is cute and nice and making a lot of money: Actually I love this town and also farming. I would totally love to live here in like, idk maybe a nice rustic farmhouse (just for example) for the rest of my life. Also I’m single and did I mention that I love farming
trying not to think too hard about how gen z/gen alpha casually use leet speak but when millennials used it it was because it was cool and internet age slang, and when gen z and alpha use it its because they need to get past censorship restrictions that would cause their videos on LBGT and civil rights to be algorithmically hidden.
or about how people use terms like “real life game over” and “unalive” to avoid saying death out loud because video streaming services apparently suppress videos with negative language. we are literally living in an era that was theorised by many states of fiction about a high surveillance cyberpunk reality…
[Image ID: the meme which reads “You best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, you’re in one”. End Image ID]
the thing with dark academia is that i dont long for regular tests in a high school classroom with a number two pencil and a kid vaping in the back corner, i long for endless books of poetry buried in piles of ancient texts, hidden away in an old castle with topiary gardens and royal balls held every other season
voyager is about so many things. it’s about family. it’s about hope. it’s about turning your boss into a lizard. it’s about custody battles with the borg. it’s about quark-facilitated meetcutes. it’s about being the time police’s #1 biggest headache. it’s about growing past your limitations. it’s about leola root
