Sometimes I forget whether I’m wearing glasses or not and whenever this happens, I like to do this test where I look at something and if I see it I know I’m wearing my glasses.

I hope this helps✌

studying, expectations vs reality:

expectations:

after the topic is taught: oh i’d better start revising in case i forget

2 weeks before the examinations: oh i’d better set a date for consultation with my teachers

1 week before the examinations: oh i should just do some light revision and rest well

day before the examinations: oh i should sleep early and drink water

reality:

after the topic is taught: HAHAHAHAH time to rest good job me i survived another math lesson woohoo

2 weeks before the examinations: oh there are still two more weeks, we’re cool, what is revision hahahahahah

1 week before the examinations: oh maybe i should set a date for consultations with my teachers and do some light revision. nahhhhhhhhhh.

day before the examinations: IF I READ THIS BOOK AT 20 SECONDS PER PAGE I SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ THE ENTIRE BOOK IN FOUR HOURS IM A LEGEND WOOHOO

if shanghai wins tonight 

vicholas:

characters who arent canonically gay but whose behavior just makes no sense unless you read them as gay

apple needs to check their ego always capitalizing “mac” thinking i’m talking about computers… like no???? sweetheart i’m talking about mac and cheese

me: is exhausted by 8pm

also me: doesn’t actually go to sleep until 3am, despite having to wake up early

huffylemon:

Me: -scrolling through tumblr and watching anime-

Homework:-dingggg- “I am due tomorrow, please write 10 pages on this thing u don’t understand”

Me:

Two anime characters having wholesome moment

A side character walks in

Me in class:

Me with the homies:

Dancing

What I think I look like:

What I actually look like:

Me:-making dinner-

Family member: -insert insult here-

Me: “you wanna come at me cos I am holding a knife”

When the teacher picks on u in class:

Teacher: “no one knows? I guess I will have 2 pick on someone”

Me: