#torchwood crossover
Someone please help me get out of jail…
What did I do this time?
I don’t know! All I know is that I’m in jail for life!
Which jail, and what are ye charged with?
I’m a former cop…I might be able to help
Unfortunately it’s a space jail, so I ideally need someone with a spaceship since I lost my TARDIS again.
There is a free TARDIS available as part of the deal, though…
@jackharknessmeme do we have a spare space ship somewhere in storage?
There’s a TARDIS in Sheffield somewhere! Find Yaz and she’ll show you!
If they’re a recent companion of yours…I don’t think we’ve met?
I’m sure you can find her on the system! Her title’s PC Khan, Hallamshire Police.
Perfect! I’m sure I could ask my friends in the department for help to ask her to help me to help you
God fucking damn it. For once in my life could I PLEASE be put in jeans that don’t have tears or runs.
Oh, I know, right!?
It’s even almost impossible to buy jeans that AREN’T ripped.
Maybe I could sell all my torn up ones for a higher price and call it fashion?
Considering the amount of times some of those pair have been through a fight with a weevil or other alien, explosions, or any time I’ve been dragged, I’d say I deserve a few extra quid for the trouble.
