the difference between moceit and ineffable husbands is that aziraphale is a little bit of a bastard whereas patton is,,, almost 0 bastard 100 wholesome. aziraphale is like 20 bastard 80 wholesome. and crowley is a little worse at hiding his dorkiness than janus is, janus is a little better at acting very suave and elegant while still being a huge dork deep down.
however, crowley and janus are both hopelessly in love and huge simps for their respective SO’s in these pairings, and aziraphale and patton are also hopelessly in love and have their respective SO’s wrapped around their little finger in these pairings. thank u for coming to my ted talk.
