#turn even innocent comments into gay jokes
Straight people are funny sometimes. I do soil analysis for a living and one time one of my co-workers called me “the dirt fairy” (I work overnights and they often come in to find all the projects done before they get here) and I just deadpanned “Yeah, I’ll take that. I’ve been called worse things.” and I got to watch this look of dawning horror slowly spread across this man’s face as he realized what he’d just said
