#tw deceit sanders

Logan: “Hey, you! Aren’t you-”

Deceit, disguised as Patton: “Ehm, no, I’m not. You are confusing me with someone else. Goodbye!”

Logan: “Hold it right there, Deceit.”

Deceit: “So, you saw through my disguise, huh?”

Logan: “What are you talking about? How couldn’t I recognize you? You are just so… you!”

Deceit:“Yeah, but I had to at least try to fool you! I have a reputation to uphold!“

Both:*Smiling*

Virgil: *Wears skirt*

Deceit: “Don’t you find that skirt leaves a bit too much… exposed?”

Virgil: “I’m sorry?”

Deceit: “Oh, no, it’s just… when you don’t pay attention, it could-”

Virgil: “Fly up like this?”

Deceit: “AUUUUUUGHHHH!!!!- oh… uh… you were… just joking, aha… don’t scare me like this…. *weak laughing*”