#twilight renaissance
Bella: I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit.
So uhhh, happy holidays.
(do not use without permission)I see Robert Pattinson is writing recipes for Kellogg’s now.
I heard they replaced the chair after that
I want you all to know that I don’t actually draw like this it’s just because I cannot translate the cullens into my style well at all so it works better simplfied.
Been making twilight memes today
It’s a little weird, you gotta admit
What do y'all think the Cullen kids talk about at the lunch table?
Emmett thinking…
your-mind-is-a-stream-of-colors:
Rosalie trying for the eighth time to explain to Edward why “she’s my soulmate and I’ve been alone for oh so long” or “what if a meteor hits her house” isn’t a good excuse for watching a girl outside her window without her knowing.
Nah bro, this meme has a too patient energy. Rosalie would simply rip Edward’s legs off
You’re totally right.
Rosalie after she found out Edward was watching Bella through her window and all he could say was “she’s my soulmate and I’ve been alone for oh so long” and “what if a meteor hits her house” and thinking it’s a valid reason for watching a girl outside her window without her knowing
Rosalie trying for the eighth time to explain to Edward why “she’s my soulmate and I’ve been alone for oh so long” or “what if a meteor hits her house” isn’t a good excuse for watching a girl outside her window without her knowing.
Trigger warning for mentioning sexual assault
Edward: I killed those who wanted to or had committed horrendous acts, murderers and rapists, abusers. 
Rosalie: I killed the men who brutally assault, beat and raped me one by one.
Jasper: oh I was just racist actually. Who knows if I still am. 
I am genuinely asking twilight fans/hate watcher (or the like) to explain to me why Smeyer made Jasper fucking yeehaw Whitlock a confederate? I’m seriously asking. What was the reason? Was there one?.
WHAT WAS THE REASON
RosalieandAlicewhenBella’s back literally broke right next to them before falling to the ground in absolute agony: