#this is so dumb
My brain just farts: *One of the reasons why Reiner’s upper body is so impressive is because his waist is tiny and the 3DMG belt keeps slipping off. So he has to work extra hard to keep it in place.*
So Procreate got a 3D modelling update
the ones who walk away from omelas, but dream smp characters
a series of very dumb jokes
disclaimer: the original story is good, and i simplified a bit. go read it it’s only 4 pages
I think I’ve put my finger on why it is I hate the introductory pronouns question for me personally, and it’s like:
I don’t have pronouns. they’re not my pronouns. the way I want you to refer to me is with “I’m talking about a generic person whose gender is unimportant or unknown” pronouns, which is a different thing
and it’s also not “don’t refer to me with any pronouns, just use my name or do a very intentional grammar” either, because that’s not a way people refer to someone whose gender they aren’t thinking about because it’s irrelevant
I don’t fucking want to Tell You What To Assume About My Gender Category, I want you to err on the side of being as generic as possible while vaguely sussing out what’s acceptable from how other people refer to me, because anything deeper than that Does Not Exist
Jay talking about mr plinkett
Joe Elliott lives in Stepaside, County Dublin, Ireland.
Stepaside.
As in, “Step inside, walk this way, you and me babe, hey hey!”
Coincidence? Absolutely. Am I still going to present it to people like it’s some kind of Da Vinci Code level conspiracy? You better believe it.
Guys don’t fall for someone on tumblr it’s so inconvenient and feelings are so messy DONT DO IT.
But maybe. If it’s the right person. If they make you glow.
Maybe try it out.
OooUuoUUGHHHHH thinking about working on a stupid gw/om crossover is more self-indulgent than any smut I could ever write or commission for myself
Ian: I just don’t know how to tell him.
Lip: Just do a compliment sandwich. You know you say something nice, then what you really want to say then another compliment so it cancels out.
Ian:Okay yeah I’ll do that.
Ian:Hey, Jimmy. Your hair looks really good today.
I fucked your dad.
Jimmy:…
Ian: And, I like your shoes.
comedy
Like a badass Pink Riding Hood skin??? I bet this is not what you were waiting for… so I made another thing:
I’m sorry
Post link
since tumblr is censoring random unrelated non-nsfw stuff here’s my social media in case you want to see everything i guess, i’ll keep posting here but if something gets flagged you may find it there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (?)
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thank you!
heyyy girl did you know that ummmmm if i’m not in my dorm room i’m probably in the forest either dead or alive
Niki, standing outside with a “PROM?” sign:
Foolish: *gasp*
Niki: Can you tell your dad?
Foolish: Dad! I’m going to prom with your girlfriend!
Niki: No-
Puffy, upstairs: Bring her back by 10!
Trigger warning for mentioning sexual assault
Edward: I killed those who wanted to or had committed horrendous acts, murderers and rapists, abusers. 
Rosalie: I killed the men who brutally assault, beat and raped me one by one.
Jasper: oh I was just racist actually. Who knows if I still am. 
I am genuinely asking twilight fans/hate watcher (or the like) to explain to me why Smeyer made Jasper fucking yeehaw Whitlock a confederate? I’m seriously asking. What was the reason? Was there one?.
WHAT WAS THE REASON
Rosalie during lunch: what the hell? Guys look, Some idiot is just slamming down dozens of eggs. That’s so weird.
Rosalie:
Rosalie:
Rosalie: OH THATS MY IDIOT.
Rosalie:EMMETT! FUCKING DON’T—STOP!
