“LOOK AT WHAT I BOUGHT TODAY~!” He hummed cheerfully as he practically skipped through the door, the skirt of his new outfit swishing with each movement of his rather pronounced hips. “I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF; I SAW IT IN THE WINDOW OF A COSTUME SHOP ON THE WAY HIVE FROM WORK AND YOU KNOW HOW I GET WHEN I SEE SOMETHING THAT I WANT.”
“IT’D BUG ME FOREVER IF I JUST LEFT IT THERE, TAUNTING ME, MOCKING ME EVERY TIME AS I PASSED. ‘OH KARKAT, YOU’LL NEVER WEAR ME’. WELL GUESS WHAT?! I AM NOW.”
“… CALLIOPE?”
Karkat had to pause as his matesprit stared at him with a rather blushed look on her face, though, he DID note the surrounding room, as well as her were steadily beginning to rise above him …
“YoU look jUst so cUte I had to.” She muttered timidly, practically gawking as he approached with a very purposeful sashay. Karkat merely snickered, winking with a knowing smirk.
“IT’S FINE ‘LADY ENGLISH’,” enunciated with a kiss that lingered, right before he began to drop significantly more, the shrinking speeding up quite a bit. “I’LL GET RIGHT TO WORK~”
By the time he had finished being miniaturized, he was pretty sure he knew where Callie wanted him to work, as he gazed out amongst the green landscape, dotted with dark monoliths, the distant blur of her visage encompassing the very horizon. “In case yoU need some incentive,” she thundered, her rather muted voice now magnified to that of each syllable representing sonic booms. “I’d be happy to give it to yoU~”
He had to steady himself as the very world itself rumbled, the twin walls spanning farther than his eye could see wiggling in tandem, and slooooowly closing in …
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(( Teeeeeny maid Karkat is so cute!!!! 38D Definitely got a lot of work to go 38P ))