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littleleoheart: :33 did i efur tell mew guys about the time i scaled sefural mountains of rice grain

littleleoheart:

:33 did i efur tell mew guys about the time i scaled sefural mountains of rice grains just to get to the fish at the top of a sushi roll

:33 only fur that sushi roll with me on it to be picked up and eaten

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(( Sooooooooooooooooo teeny 38D ))


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thetiniestcancer: The curvature of her palm might as well had been the rising and falling geography

thetiniestcancer:

The curvature of her palm might as well had been the rising and falling geography of a vast landscape, stretching into a blurred horizon. The ground was firm with a little give, showing a well-aged grip, outlined with countless crevices and wrinkles as canyons, monumental pillars stretching into the sky around him, curling inward as if protectively. Instead of the sky however, the view above the world was that of an older jade troll, flashing a smile that was a miles wide mountain range of fangs, gentle in its expression if slightly amused.

“My My. Well, Hello+ There~” She whispered, a blasting gale that roared over the world until it hit him, a shudder from a nervous blush escaping as he gawked upwards.

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(( Ahhhhhhhhh, so cute 38D Just such a good size too!! ))


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twisted-art-wounders:I saw the Ko-Fi donation ty! X3 also you’ve been so cool I needed to make you s

twisted-art-wounders:

I saw the Ko-Fi donation ty! X3 also you’ve been so cool I needed to make you something to say I appreciate you ^^

(( No problem!! 380 Hope it’s okay to post this, thank you so much for all the art, and this is really good! 0u0 ))


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themegamaryam:(A set of pictures by the amazing twisted-art-wounders of my favorite devilish duo at themegamaryam:(A set of pictures by the amazing twisted-art-wounders of my favorite devilish duo at

themegamaryam:

(A set of pictures by the amazing twisted-art-wounders of my favorite devilish duo at fittingly massive scales. Showing off to Momma Condy, and then to the world in general >;B )

(( Suuuuuuuuch good sizes and Jane and Jade are definitely great 0u0 ))


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thetiniestcancer: SPENDING THE LAST FEW DAYS OF WARMTH BEFORE WINTER COMES TO BITE OUR ASSES WITH IT

thetiniestcancer:

SPENDING THE LAST FEW DAYS OF WARMTH BEFORE WINTER COMES TO BITE OUR ASSES WITH ITS CHILLY FANGS.

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(( Definitely a very very good spot to relax 0u0 ))


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thetiniestcancer: A display of bright green washed over her cheeks, practically making her face glow

thetiniestcancer:

A display of bright green washed over her cheeks, practically making her face glow and almost giving warmth to the natural coolness of her body. “So Uh-U-Um, when did yoU get that … ?” Her eyes keenly focused on something nearly invisible before her, senses enhanced tremendously by space powers. She practically sputtered out her answer, trying to keep calm.

“OH YOU KNOW,” his own came in reply, hands gracefully sliding along the curvature of his form, making sure his poses were slight, delicate, very intentional. “I GOT IT THE OTHER DAY. WAS WAITING TO SHOW YOU …”

The entire horizon before him rumbled, miles upon miles of unending green shifting, the picoscopic mutant having to brace himself to withstand the godlike movement of his matesprit as she leaned in closer to observe his infinitesimal self. Karkat gazed heavenwards to the colossal cherubim that dominated all he could survey and more, still trying to remain collected himself. It wasn’t every day he found himself attempting to fluster her, especially at this size scale, but he was so fortunate to have Kanaya sew this up for him. He was going to just buy it, but a ludicrous price abstained such a thought.

And yes, he did have her make it this size specifically. 

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(( This is just REALLY cute and sweet?? 38D Also the drabble with it is very good too 0u0 ))


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littleleoheart: The rhythmic, stomping quakes rumbled across the entire planet, shifting whole regio

littleleoheart:

The rhythmic, stomping quakes rumbled across the entire planet, shifting whole regions and rattling the big grey ball called Alternia like it was nothing as the chubby cat colossus strode whole hemispheres. 

“:33 mew know,” a rather tiny, tiny, tiny occupant declared in the gap of time it would take for the jiggly worlds she found herself wedged between to bounce upwards, and then heave downwards. “:33 i’m surprised mew asked me to grow mewr clothes up with mew this time”

“(^=OWO=^) I FIGFURRED IT’D BE NICE FUR A CHANGE. EFURRYONE DOWN BELOW IS STILL GETTING A GOOD VIEW OF ME STILL~”

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(( Nep just growing people to ride in their cleavage all the time is SO good 0u0 ))


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thetiniestcancer:“LOOK AT WHAT I BOUGHT TODAY~!” He hummed cheerfully as he practically skipped th

thetiniestcancer:

“LOOK AT WHAT I BOUGHT TODAY~!” He hummed cheerfully as he practically skipped through the door, the skirt of his new outfit swishing with each movement of his rather pronounced hips. “I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF; I SAW IT IN THE WINDOW OF A COSTUME SHOP ON THE WAY HIVE FROM WORK AND YOU KNOW HOW I GET WHEN I SEE SOMETHING THAT I WANT.”

“IT’D BUG ME FOREVER IF I JUST LEFT IT THERE, TAUNTING ME, MOCKING ME EVERY TIME AS I PASSED. ‘OH KARKAT, YOU’LL NEVER WEAR ME’. WELL GUESS WHAT?! I AM NOW.”

“… CALLIOPE?”

Karkat had to pause as his matesprit stared at him with a rather blushed look on her face, though, he DID note the surrounding room, as well as her were steadily beginning to rise above him … 

“YoU look jUst so cUte I had to.” She muttered timidly, practically gawking as he approached with a very purposeful sashay. Karkat merely snickered, winking with a knowing smirk.

“IT’S FINE ‘LADY ENGLISH’,” enunciated with a kiss that lingered, right before he began to drop significantly more, the shrinking speeding up quite a bit. “I’LL GET RIGHT TO WORK~”

By the time he had finished being miniaturized, he was pretty sure he knew where Callie wanted him to work, as he gazed out amongst the green landscape, dotted with dark monoliths, the distant blur of her visage encompassing the very horizon. “In case yoU need some incentive,” she thundered, her rather muted voice now magnified to that of each syllable representing sonic booms. “I’d be happy to give it to yoU~”

He had to steady himself as the very world itself rumbled, the twin walls spanning farther than his eye could see wiggling in tandem, and slooooowly closing in …

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(( Teeeeeny maid Karkat is so cute!!!! 38D Definitely got a lot of work to go 38P ))


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alabasterartisan: A finger more likened to a plateau approached its destination, depositing its prec

alabasterartisan:

A finger more likened to a plateau approached its destination, depositing its precious occupant into a somewhat cavernous location; albeit softly warm, as if akin to the consistency of marshmallows than anything else. A rather pleased giggle echoed above, sounding a mixture of bemusement as well as perhaps from the slight tickling its owner was now receiving.

“Are we ready to go yet?” An even more explosively powerful voice rang out, practically numbing his ears and rattling his bones.

“Yes, I think he’s all comfy now! Hold on Karkat~” The cheerily thundering voice from before replied before quaking began to occur, a signifier of movement from the titaness.

Karkat really wished Ms. Paint didn’t insist on bringing him along for her dates with The Black Queen.

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(( This is so good, especially with how much bigger BQ is even compared to Ms Paint 38D ))


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macrocondy2point0: a commission i got from twisted-art-wounders a while back that I forgot to upload

macrocondy2point0:

a commission i got from twisted-art-wounders a while back that I forgot to upload.

Thanks a bunch twisty!

(( Just such a good concept and such good art 0u0 ))


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