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Written for Sudrien in two sittings. Approximately 1750 words for 35 dollars at a rate of two dolalrs per one hundred words.  Involves the Condesce having to deal with a difficult traveling situation after her big performance from the last one.  Can also be found here.

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(This has been requested, so now I’m making a TL;DR version of the Ancestor timeline with all the facts that we know of and that I can remember.

The whole thing is very long so I’m going to put a read more in there. I hope you find it helpful! :D)

• The Condesce appears on Alternia and grows up to kill the previous Empress and becomes Empress herself.

• Dualscar, The Grand Highblood, Darkleer, Mindfang and the Dolorosa appear as grubs on Alternia in no known order.
• They grow up.

• Ψiioniic, the Disciple, Redglare and Signless appear on Alternia.
• The Dolorosa finds the abandoned Signless and decides to leave the caverns to care for the mutated grub, knowing that no Lusus would take care of him.

• The Signless begins to spread his visions from Beforus as teachings and gains followers, such as the Disciple and Ψiioniic.
• Ψiioniic was a former slave who defied his masters to follow Signless and his group.
• The Signless and the Disciple become lovers disregarding the quadrant system, she is his most devoted follower.
• The group uses the First Ship to travel across Alternia and spread his message further.

• The group is captured and Signless is executed by E%ecutor Darkleer. He dies shouting a rude word.
• Darkleer refuses to kill the Disciple for unknown reasons and lets her escape. He is exiled for disobeying orders and his title is changed to “the Exparti8”, as Mindfang puts it. Mindfang sticks out her neck to offer Darkleer protection.
• The Disciple escapes with the Signless’s pants and spends the rest of her life writing down the sermons of the Signless on cave walls.
• The Dolorosa is sold into slavery.
• The Ψiioniic is forced to serve as the living battery for the Condesce’s battleship for the rest of his life.
• The Signless’s title is changed to “The Sufferer” and his followers use the shackles used for his torture as a secret symbol.

• Orphaner Dualscar and Marquise Spinneret Mindfang are in a working kismessitude.
• Mindfang wins against Dualscar in a battle and takes loot as well as his slaves as a prize. She randomly picks a slave without knowing, nor caring about who that troll is and manipulates her (physical and emotional manipulation and abuse is planned by Mindfang), attempting to blacken her bond with Dualscar.
• Dualscar is disgusted by how she treats her slaves (most likely becauseof status or her general redrom games).

• Dualscar sends an assassin to kill the Dolorosa.

• Dualscar increased the bounty on Mindfangs head with his own resources, making it obvious that he is breaking up with her.
• He consults the Grand Highblood, giving him the whereabouts of Mindfang’s fleet.
• As Dualscar fails to make a good joke, the Grand Highblood kills him.

• Redglare is sent after Mindfang. Mindfang underestimated her and had to pay with her arm, eye and fleet. Her eye was blinded by Pyralspite’s eyes, Pyralspite also set her fleet on fire and Redglare cut off her arm. She captures her with ease.

• At Mindfang’s trial, Mindfang manipulates the lowblooded crowd to hang Redglare instead of herself.
• She takes Redglare’s cane and defeats His Honorable Tyranny with the hidden blade.

• Darkleer builds Mindfang a robotic arm and she hides the all-knowing cue ball with him.
• Mindfang makes her last entry in her journal, talking about her fate and that she accepts that the Summoner will kill her eventually.

• That means at least 200 sweeps.
• Mindfang hides a lot of treasure, makes maps and puts them in her journal, which she hides in a chest with her symbol, hoping that the one who finds it will be wiser than her. (Haha. No.)

• The Summoner arrives on Alternia. He grows up to become the leader of the Cavalreapers. He inspired his fellow Cavalreapers to follow him into a rebellion by revealing his wings. He is also able to commune with beasts, even Pyralspite.

• The Summoner and Mindfang become matesprits and he kills her eventually.

• The revolt fails and he most likely dies in the process or shortly afterwards.
• The Condesce bans all adult trolls from Alternia to prevent further rebellions. All adults now have to fight for her and help her conquer new planets.

• Speaking of conquering planets, the Condesce keeps on expanding the Ψiioniic’s lifespan, because he has proven to be the most powerful energy spource/living battery anyone has seen so far and she grew rather fond of him thanks to that.

• That’s a really long time, wow.

• You probably know the story of 12 trolls playing a game.

• Already sensing that the Vast Glub was about to happen, the Condesce urges Ψiioniic to rush back to Alternia, in an attempt to prevent it.
• The Vast Glub happens and the Ψiioniic dies. As well as all the other trolls remaining in the universe, except the Condesce of course.

• The Handmaid arrives on Alternia, 612 sweeps (or years, it’s not quite clear) after it was destroyed, and Doc Scratch raises her on the mooon as a servant, treating her very badly (she has attempted suicide at least once). When Hussie appears and attempts to help her escape, she is stopped by Lord English and now serves him, traveling in time to keep the timeline stable.
• On Alternia she is known as the Demoness because every time she arrives, she causes death and destruction.

• The Condesce and the Handmaid, also known as the Demoness, meet and fight to the death. The Handmaid loses and dies. The Condesce is recruited by Lord English and serves him, enters the Alpha universe of the kids and is behind Betty Crocker.

Here is a beautifully drawn timeline for you.