#twst memes
These examples have been brought to you by: the Ghost Marriage, Ruggie Chat, Cater & Leona’s Personal Stories
rook kin moment
Cater: You and I have known each other for quite some time, right?
Idia: Yeah, we’ve been classmates for years. What is it?
Cater: Promise me that you won’t get mad though.
Idia: I’m not the type who gets angry easily, go ahead.
Cater: What’s your name again?
Idia: …I’m mad.
*Ace and Deuce are sitting on a bench*
Yuu: Why do you guys look so sad?
Ace: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Yuu:*Sits down*
Deuce: This bench is freshly painted.
Yuu:
Rook: Well, how is the most beautiful person on earth doing today?
Neige:*Blushes* I-
Vil, from across the room: I’m great, thanks.
Deuce: I drink to forget, but I always remember.
Ace: Man, you’re drinking orange juice.
Kalim: Is pink panther a lion?
Jamil: …Say that again, but slower.
Kalim:
Kalim: I don’t get it.
Jamil: He’s the pink panther.
Kalim: Okay-! But, is he a lion?
Jamil: Kalim, he is a panther.
Kalim:
Kalim: Is that like a kind of lion?
Jamil: No. It’s a PANTHER.
Kalim: I just googled… they’re not pink tho?
Jamil: AND LIONS FUCKING ARE!???
Deuce: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went OK.
Ace: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMg-
Deuce: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all NO.
Epel: I thought oxygen had that double bound with the hydrogen twins?
Ace: Looks like someone’s a HO.
Epel:NaBrO.
Crewel:…I’m done with all of you.
Idia: I’ll have one magic elixir, please. Something to make me calm, focused and happy. Something to restore balance to the universe.
Azul:Coffee?
Idia:Coffee.
*First year batch after every chapter*
Ace and Deuce: And once again, Ace, Deuce and Yuu save the day!
Jack: You two didn’t do a thing, it was all Yuu.
Ace: We’re a package deal, everyone knows that.
Yuu: Hey is anyone else d-
Leona:Dead?
Azul:Drained?
Riddle:Deceased?
Malleus:Depressed?
Idia: Deprived of sleep?
Yuu:…Done with today’s homework? What’s wrong with you people??
Kalim: Hey Yuu, did you know that ‘thot’ means thoughtful person? Jamil just told me when I asked him what it meant!
Yuu: It does? I didn’t know that!
*Later that night*
Yuu: Thanks for helping me with the problems again, tsunotarou. You’re a real thot!
Malleus:*Almost chokes on air* I’m a what?
Lilia: Oh please, nobody thinks that Malleus is my son!
Yuu:*Turns to the entire NRC* Raise your hands if you thought and still belive that Malleus is Lilia’s son.
Lilia:
Lilia: Malleus, put your hand down.
Kalim: Jamil, I got a pet snake! What should I name him?
Jamil: I’m sorry, you got a whatnow!?!?
Kalim: William Snakespear.
Lilia: Welcome to my very first show, in which I try different hair products!
Lilia:*Sprays hairspray into his mouth*
Lilia:
Lilia: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good!
Floyd:*Putting honey in his tea*Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy sexy bee sauce~
Jade: Do you take constructive criticism?
Floyd:… I absolutely fucking do not.
Vil: Epel, I’m going to need you to swear to me-
Epel: Fuck you, Vil.
Vil:… I meant like a promise.
Epel:Oh.
Epel: I really hate it when Vil-senapi says “Are you even listening to me?” It’s such a random way to start a conversation…
Malleus: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Yuu: You’re weird and quiet around me.
Malleus:Yes.
Lilia: Oh you precious little creatures, want to see what I can do to stop you from crying?
Children:*Crying* O-…kay?
Lilia:*Jumps at them* BOO!
Children:*Scream*
Children:*Run away and cry even harder*
Lilia:
Lilia: …Oh right, *Giggles* Now I remember, that’s for hiccups.
Vil: Why are you like this?
Leona: Like what? Charming? Devastatingly beautiful? Genius? You’ll have to be more specific.
Vil: …An asshole.
