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MC: “So you want me to give you a nickname since giving me your real name is too much trouble?”

Malleus: *nods*

MC: “Hmmm…. How about Hornton?”

MC and Malleus: ……..

MC: “You’re right. I’ll think of another.”

Cater: “Why do you guys look so sad?”

Ace: “Have a seat and we’ll tell you.”

Cater: *sits next to them on the bench*

Deuce: “This bench is freshly painted.”

*MC holding onto Ruggie’s shirt*

MC: “I really like Ruggie’s shirt.”

Jack: “Does it still smell like him?”

MC: “…not anymore.”

*This is based on the birthday lines the boys say to you and my best reactions to some of them. I have linked the video so pls show your support to the person who took the time to translate it for us.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJx-jpIzElY

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Ace: “Too bad! You didn’t get the ace of hearts. Looks like-”

MC: “But I still stole your heart, don’t I?”

Ace: “….yes”

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Trey: “Since it’s your birthday, I’ll let you have one wish. As long as it’s within my capability.”

MC: ….

MC: “Marry me.”

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Leona: “Well sorry, but don’t expect me to do anything special for your birthday.”

MC: *time to unleash the twinkly kitty eyes attack*

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Jack: “Follow me, we’re going training.”

MC: “Are you seriously going to train me to run faster on my birthday?”

Jack: “Hmm. I guess that’s one way to prevent yourself from being marked.”

MC:

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Ruggie: “Well of course I’m here to celebrate this occasion with you. Why else would I be here?”

*MC staring as Ruggie continuous to put food from the table into his bag*

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Azul: “I assure you that my gift is to your liking. After all, I have carefully researched all your preferences.”

MC: *sweats and immediately clearing their search history*

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MC: “JADE DO SOMETHING! YOUR BROTHER IS GOING TO KILL ME!!”

Floyd: *happily carrying MC on his shoulder to head for a ‘thrilling time’ in the Coral Sea*

Jade: “Oya oya~”

….

*Kalim wanting to wish MC a happy birthday as many times as possible*

Kalim: *pops in from behind* “Happy birthday MC!”

Kalim: *pops in from the cauldron* “Happy birthday MC!”

Kalim: *opens the door* “Happy birthd-!”

MC: “Kalim!! This is the bathroom! Get out!”

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Vil: “I of course am giving you the best present for a growing person such as yourself.”

*MC receives anti-aging skincare products. Feels a stray tear roll down their eye*

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Idia: “Happy birthday. You’re one year closer to death, how’s it feel?”

MC:…

*proceeds to drag Idia into the party in hopes he will collapse from the extrovert atmosphere*

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Malleus: “I wish you a happy birthday, and you have my blessings.”

MC: *hit with sudden sleeping beauty vibes*

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Sebek: “How can you not know what you want?! I shall not leave your side until you come up with something!”

MC: “…Works for me.”

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Lilia: “Of course I remember your birthday. But I tend to forget my own. Hehehe, can’t you remember it for me?”

MC: “Is this some new form of proposal?”

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Grimm: “We get to eat a big cake today, right?! I’m sure you can’t finish it on your own, so I’ll help you out. Nyahaha!”

MC: “Oh you ignorant cat. You underestimate my second stomach for sweets.”

Ace: “I’m quick at math.”

Jack: “What’s 95 x 32?”

Ace: “67.”

Jack: “…That’s not even close.”

Ace: “But it was quick.”

MC: *angry* “I can’t believe you would actually throw me!”

Floyd: “I was careful to make sure you didn’t break anything.”

MC: “Are we talking about my bones or the stacks of boxes you threw me at?!”

Jack: *handing MC a bottle of water* “Here you go.”

MC: “What’s this for?” *takes the bottle and starts drinking*

Jack: “I was worried. Ruggie-senpai says you usually get thirsty around me.”

MC: *suddenly chocking on the water* “WHAT?!”

Leona: “I have your child.”

Farena: “*gasp* What are your demands?”

Leona: “Are you kidding me? It’s almost end of school hours, pick your child up!!”

Cheka: *running around the Savanaclaw lounge with Jack and Ruggie chasing after him*

Malleus: “Sebek. You don’t have to keep waiting for me.”

Malleus: “What do you usually do when I’m gone?”

Sebek: “Waiting for you to come back.”

MC: “Any extreme sports you’ve tried?”

Deuce: “Doing my homework while Mr Trein is collecting them.”

Riddle: “Please let the rest of my semester be peaceful.”

Riddle: “Ok, time to go home-”

Floyd: “Hey there Kingyo-chan~!”

Riddle: “See. There is no god…”

Sebek: *snarling* “You think I care for this human?! You think I give a thought about MC over Waka-sama?!”

*Silver watching Sebek carefully place a blanket on MC who’s asleep on the couch*

MC: *looking at their reflection in the mirror*

MC: “Dang, I’m so chubby.”

Rook: “You’re still beautiful to me, trickster. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.”

MC: “Huh? Thank you, but I was admiring myself.”

MC: “What are we doing here?”

Floyd: “Buy yourself anything you want, Koebi-chan. It’s all on me so don’t worry.”

MC: “But this card says Azul Ashengrotto…”

Floyd: “It does? Must have grabbed the wrong one…”

Floyd: “Oh well, I guess it’s fate. Let’s go!”

Rook: *speaking in French* “Have I ever told you how much I love your eyes?”

MC: “What?…”

Rook: *still speaking in French* “They remind my of a warm sunny day. The most beautiful thing I have ever seen.”

MC: “Seriously Rook, I have no idea what you’re saying.”

Vil: “Oh for the love of-! He’s saying you’re gorgeous!!”

Floyd: “Remember when MC lovingly caressed my face?”

Azul: “You mean that time when they slapped you for staining their rug?”

Floyd: *with lovesick eyes* “Yeah~”

MC: “You know Vil. I’m jealous of you.”

Vil: “And why is that?”

MC: “Your partner is way hotter than mine.” *starts brisk walking away*

Vil: “But we’re dating-”

Vil: “MC, COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!”

Trey: “I’m not mad… I just want to know why you two tried making fake ID’s.”

Deuce: *mumbling*

Trey: “What?”

MC: “You need to be over 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo…”

MC: “Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop~”

Ace: “MC.”

MC: “What?”

Ace: “That… That is a predator…”

*Ace staring in fear at MC casually rubbing Leona’s ears. Leona glaring at Ace when his comment made MC stop her rubbing*

MC: “No he’s not.”

Ace: “What are you-”

MC: “We’re blooping.”

MC: “Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop~”

Leona: *letting out a satisfied purr*

*after coming back from S.T.Y.X and defeating their sixth overblot*

MC: “The threads of my sanity are threatening to break apart and the thirst for blood is pushing me past the line…”

Crewel: *feeding them cookies dipped in milk, letting them snuggle under his fur coat*

Crewel: “Hm, is that so.”

Ace: “Dang, the power went out.”

MC: “I got this.”

*MC violently shakes Grimm and he lights up*

Ace: “How-”

MC: “He swallowed a flashlight.”

Deuce: “WHY DID GRIMM SWALLOW A FLASHLIGHT!”

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