#tyrone johnson

Tandy, after she realizes Ty is alive: TYRONE JOHNSON I HATE YOU

Ty: What?! Why??

Tandy: NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

Tandy: What if I had the cloak and you had the daggers? How different do you think our lives would be?

Ty: Tandy, you don’t need ANOTHER tool to steal from people.

Ty: Shit, I think I’m gonna throw up-

Tandy: Don’t TELL me! Teleport to a trash can like a sane person!

Ty + Tandy + the ambulance

Tandy:I’m ready to go!

Ty: Uh, no you’re not. Tandy, I mean it when I say your face is truly and legitimately purple.

Tandy: Oh, that. Yeah I had a face mask mishap. It’ll be back to normal in like 2 weeks.

Ty: No…no no I refuse to be seen in public as Cloak and Eggplant.

*On the bus*

Ty: *whispering* Hey…hey Tandy?

Tandy:Mmhmm?

Ty: Will you switch spots with me?

Tandy: I thought you wanted the aisle seat?

Ty: The woman across from me smells like ham.

Tandy: Ooh…that sounds like a you problem. Goodnight. Sweet dreams porkers.

Ty: Tandy…I think I screwed something up really bad so don’t freak out when I tell you-

Tandy:FINALLY THE DAY HAS COME!

Ty:Huh?

Tandy: Thank goodness! I’m so tired of being the one who always causes the problems.

Man needs a blade for that

That’s why I’ve got you

They just radiate comfort characters