#ugh superheroes
Wed, 09 Dec 2020 04:01:03
Tue, 08 Dec 2020 16:01:39
“I’m very progressive,” Tony protested. “All Stark Industries employees get International Women’s Day off as a paid holiday! I pay Pepper a dollar on the dollar! I bought her a strap-on for our anniversary!”
Bucky winced. “Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to stick it in megalomania?” he said, addressing Pepper.
Pepper pressed her lips together into a thin line. “Tony,” she said, warning.
Tony was still going. “—went to NYC Pride once, even if they didn’t let me add an Iron Man float! I supported SpaceX! I’ve had brunch with Warren Buffett! I donate to starving Yemeni orphans!”
“After profiting directly off the wars in their home country,” Steve said, under his breath. Bucky snickered.
For Alex @lexiconallie<3