#user daynensimple

chrisknowsthis:

ethylicmusings:

tiktoksthataregood:

can somebody do CC for this please it looks fun

Here you go love, my attempt at captioning:

*southern drawl*
I do declare for such an occasion it calls for me to get a drink.

Yes, peel it! Peel it like it ain’t never been p–Oooh! She lays out some of the most decadent cheeses. Oooh the lil’ honey–oooh the lil’ honeycomb stick again.

Yes, cut that bread like it ain’t never been cut beFORE! The brea–ooh the hard bread–oOoh the crackers just–oOOooh the blackberrIES–lookatthem baby grapes!

Yes rip! Rip it like it ain’t never been ripped–like it deserve–Oooh look at them pecans!

Is that LAVENDER?? Oh! Honey!