#tik toks
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A person in a grey hoodie and glasses comes into view, messing with and brushing their hair as white text appears above them.
“As of February of this year-“ (last year, 2020), “61 reserves across Canada dont have access to clean water, or are on boil advisories.“
“Neskantaga First Nation in northwestern Ontario has been on boil water advisory for 25 years. And recently had to but 300 band members in a hotel in Thunder Bay over the holidays during a pandemic. Due to the governments neglect of their crisis.”
The person starts taking three strands of their hair and braided it.
“My reserve, Chapleau Cree Dirst Nation has been living off bottled water for years and i cannot remember the last time i was able to drink from the tap on the rez. But if you drive 5 minutes to the nearby town, their waters fine.”
They start braiding the right side.
“This is a reality hundreds of Indigenous people in Canada still have to face.”
Screen switches to the Tik Toker’s name and username, Lauryn / @rezdog99
END]
This deserves an Oscar
They say there aren’t any iconic tik toks but I know I’m going to be thinking of this one for weeks
[video transcript:
i’m here with a message about an issue thats that’s very close to my heart. an issue that affects me, and millions like me everyday. my message is simple:
don’t touch my shit
we live in a world where millions of people go everyday without touching my shit. why can’t you be one of them?
you alone have the power to stop touching my shit, because you are the one touching my shit. in fact, research indicates that by the simple act of you touching your shit, and only your shit, we can eradicate the issue of you touching my shit almost immediately
with only a dime a day. i made a little stack of dimes and put it on my dresser. it fell over so i know you’re touching my shit
don’t touch my shit]
can somebody do CC for this please it looks fun
Here you go love, my attempt at captioning:
*southern drawl*
I do declare for such an occasion it calls for me to get a drink.Yes, peel it! Peel it like it ain’t never been p–Oooh! She lays out some of the most decadent cheeses. Oooh the lil’ honey–oooh the lil’ honeycomb stick again.
Yes, cut that bread like it ain’t never been cut beFORE! The brea–ooh the hard bread–oOoh the crackers just–oOOooh the blackberrIES–lookatthem baby grapes!
Yes rip! Rip it like it ain’t never been ripped–like it deserve–Oooh look at them pecans!
Is that LAVENDER?? Oh! Honey!
I for one, fully support this new TikTok meme.
With all the smut and thirsty thots flooding the platform, it’s so nice to see some wholesome family content being made!
Source:avabamby on TikTok
I absolutely love this guy
I’m going to attempt to caption this. This man talks fast and puts a lot into a minute.
[Video I.D.
Bruce enters the room, clearly agitated.
Bruce: “Alright, which one of you motherfuckers did it?”
Tim Drake, slightly alarmed: “Woah, Bruce, you doin’ good?”
Bruce, so very annoyed: “Nah, nunununu, shut the fuck up. Which one of you did it!?”
Jason Todd: “Well, that very much depends on what the fuck you’re asking about.”
Dick Grayson: “Yeah, what he said. ‘Cause honestly I’ve done like six things in the last four hours alone that could probably tempt that response.”
Bruce, done with his children: “Confess, or I call Alfred in here and he’ll make you tell me.”
Time Drake, calling bullshit: “Nah, nah you’re bluffing. You wouldn’t dare.”
Bruce: “Alfr-”
Tim Drake, cutting him off, afraid now: “Me and Stephanie convinced Damien that petting zoos were like free yard sales for barn animals.”
Bruce, surprised: “I’m sorry you did fucking what!?”
Dick Grayson: “No, no that’s not it. Uh, the villains from the Silver Age that you thought disappeared didn’t. I just fight them alone and don’t tell you about it because I don’t want you to break all of their bones.”
Bruce, taken back slightly: “Jesus Christ, I’m not that violent, am I?”
Jason Todd: “A little while ago I replaced Two-Face’s coin with an identical replica that’s weighted so that it will always land with unscarred side face up.”
Bruce, shocked: “Is that why we haven’t heard from him in like three months?”
Tim Drake: “I painted all of Jason’s helmets blue.”
Dick Grayson: “And I replaced all of his guns with water pistols.”
Jason Todd: “I replaced all of Tim’s coffee with decaf.”
Tim Drake, angrily: “You what!?”
Bruce cuts in: “Alright, enough Jesus. I was asking which one of you told Superman that if he exposes more skin he’ll get more sun radiation. He’s out there in a fucking Speedo.”
Dick Grayson, laughing: “Oh, yeah, that was me.”
Bruce: “Alright, great, come fix this.”
Dick Grayson: “Sounds to me like there ain’t a situation that needs fixing.”
Bruce, sternly: “Now!”
End Video I.D.]
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because i think this is message we all need to hear. we truly need to stay earnest
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i am this close this get dropbox for them
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