#user mollietrainor

dingdongyouarewrong:

eat-the-door-to-the-v0id:

beercheesecasserole:

transplutonium:

This deserves an Oscar

They say there aren’t any iconic tik toks but I know I’m going to be thinking of this one for weeks

[video transcript:

i’m here with a message about an issue thats that’s very close to my heart. an issue that affects me, and millions like me everyday. my message is simple:

don’t touch my shit

we live in a world where millions of people go everyday without touching my shit. why can’t you be one of them?

you alone have the power to stop touching my shit, because you are the one touching my shit. in fact, research indicates that by the simple act of you touching your shit, and only your shit, we can eradicate the issue of you touching my shit almost immediately

with only a dime a day. i made a little stack of dimes and put it on my dresser. it fell over so i know you’re touching my shit

don’t touch my shit]

every time this comes on my dash i feel compelled to point out that this is word for word copied from a collegehumor sketch from nine years ago. that’s why it’s funny and iconic. it’s just stolen