#verbal contract

So there was this one time we didn’t have toilet paper in the upstairs bathroom for about a month because I asked someone to change it and they forgot so I was just waiting it out until they got off their lazy ass because every time they didn’t they would have no toilet paper and if they waited too long they would shit and have nothing to wipe with and I would ignore their cries and pleas and they would have to waddle their way downstairs to get some. it might seem harsh but HOW DARE THEY?? I asked they agreed thats a fucking contract. Maybe it’s only verbal but i would have written it down EXCEPT I DIDNT HAVE ANY GODDAMN TOILET PAPER

but then I remembered I’m the only one who uses the upstairs bathroom and thats what it feels like to rick roll yourself