A scene from @callingvoicemail’s fanfic, the last true mouthpiece. Verin and Essek Thelyss in their younger days when the world was just that little bit brighter, even in a city of eternal night.
beau speaking undercommon is untapped comedy gold. she refuses to use esseks name and refers to him as ‘shitspider’ exclusively and essek hates this because it’s what verin used to call him. she has to sit in on caleb and esseks’ spellcrafting dates because when essek’s too excited he forgets common and she needs to act as translator so caleb can save his spell slots. she refuses to translate the pet names and she adds in swears. it’s the closest essek has ever gotten to a physical altercation.
