#very good
Head Canon: Once Soren finally figures out Callum and Rayla are “a thing”, he appoints himself as Callum’s unofficial wingman and romance advisor.
He does not excel in this role.
Soren: Why is she upset this time?
Callum: I destroyed most of the room trying a new spell.
Soren:Hmm…
Callum:…
Soren:Hmm…
Callum:…
Soren: Why don’t you… get her… a dragon! She loves dragons.
Callum: Yeah, ok. They’re huge and, you know, sentient beings so… no?
Soren: Hmm… how about you propose?
Callum: Ok, drastic.
Soren: Make her some Moonberry surprise?!
Callum: …that’s actually not bad.
Soren: But the surprise is a knife!
Callum:…
Soren: Because she loves knives.
Don’t you want to hear your collar clink as I fuck you senseless? Don’t you just want to cum to the sound of possession?
( <= green bean
(<= chili pepper
.<= blueberry
=3 <= broccoli
●<= orange
. <= pea
•<= plum
<3<<= strawberry
<==}< <= carrot
~<O{<= beetroot
°o8~<= grapes
Ó<= apple
88-<= raspberry
c’ɔ<=bell pepper
0 <== lime
quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way