#vetzombie x doctorzombie
Past Crystal'Venom/Vcc and present creatures craziness 2!
Isaac/Symbiote'Storm: “I’ve already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.”
Hollow: “This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.”
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Vcc:“I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you ask any questions why.”
Crystal‘Venom: “Only if you also don’t ask why.”
Crystal'Venom:-Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls- “Take your pick.”
Vcc:
Crystal'Venom:
Vcc: “This one is fine.”
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Vcc:-Screams-
Crystal'Venom:-Screams louder to assert dominance-
Killer'Claw: “Should we do something?!”
Black'Storm, observing: “No, I want to see who wins this.”
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Vcc:-Gently taps table-
Crystal'Venom:-Taps back-
Black'Storm: “What are they doing?”
Killer'Claw: “Morse code.”
Vcc:-Aggressively taps table-
Crystal'Venom:-Slams paws down- “YOU TAKE THAT BACK-”
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Roxanne: “You lying, cheating, piece of shit!”
Crystal'Venom: “Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!”
Roxanne: “I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING KILLER'CLAW WITH ME!!”
Vcc, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.“
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Crystal'Venom: "Dammit, Vcc!”
Vcc: “What?! It wasn’t me!”
Crystal'Venom: “Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Killer'Claw!”
Killer'Claw: “Not me either.”
Crystal'Venom: “Oh…Then who set the house on fire?”
Black'Storm:-Whistles-
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Vcc: “What did you do with Sewing'Zombie ’s body?”
Vector: “What didn’t I do with the body?”
Vcc:
Vector: “Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.”
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Vcc: “Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.”
Vector: “Okay, but in my defense, Sewing'Zombie bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.”
Vcc: “That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!”
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Vcc: “Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?”
Vector: “You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.”
Sewing'Zombie: “You can stab me too, then we’ll have 20 million.”
Vector: “Good thinking.”
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Vcc: “While I’m gone, Vector, you’re in charge.”
Vector: “Yes!!!”
Vcc, whispering: “Sewing'Zombie, you’re secretly in charge.”
Sewing'Zombie:“Obviously.”
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Vcc: “Hey, Vector? Can I get some dating advice?”
Vector: “Just because I’m with Sewing'Zombie doesn’t mean I know how I did it.”
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Vet'Zombie, rushing into the room: “It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!”
Doctor'Zombie: "Vet'Zombie , honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Vcc, would you get Vet'Zombie some water?“
Vcc: "What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, 'Thank God, the water’s here!’?”
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Vcc: “I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-”
Chica: "Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~“
Vcc: "Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-”
Vet'Zombie, recording: "This is so cute.“
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Vet'Zombie: "Yesterday, I overheard Doctor'Zombie saying 'Are you sure this is a good idea?’ and Vcc replying 'Trust me,’ and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.”
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Vcc: "Onion rings are vegetable donuts.“
Vet'Zombie, used to Vcc being angsty and angry: "Sure…”
Vcc: "Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.“
Vet'Zombie: "Okay?”
Vcc: "Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.“
Vet'Zombie:
Vcc: "Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-”
Vet'Zombie: "Jesus, that one is a little-“
Doctor'Zombie, interested: "No, no, Vcc, keep going.”
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Doctor'Zombie: "You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.“
Vcc: "Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?”
Vet'Zombie: "Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.“
