#vi and caitlyn

Vi: I’ve never had a girlfriend before

Caitlyn:

My girls:

Vi: so cupcake, before you say no-

Caitlyn, narrowing her eyes: no

Vi, pouting: but you haven’t even heard it yet!

Caitlyn, huffing: I’m sticking with no

Vi, doing some sisterly bonding: so would you rather kill Caitlyn or-

Jinx, with no hesitation: kill Caitlyn!

Caitlyn, spluttering: you haven’t even heard the other options!

Jinx, shrugging: I didn’t need to

Caitlyn: so now I’m starting to feel unsafe in this environment-

Vi: if something doesn’t bring you joy just throw it out!

Jinx, nodding: got it!

Caitlyn: JINX PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT-

Caitlyn: I like your lipstick!

Vi:Lipstick??

Vi, wiping her lip: Oh, that’s just blood.

Caitlyn, extremely concerned:???