#vibrater

subndiapers:

Babysitting my ex-girlfriend was nothing short of delightful. 

Her parents thought that it was apt that all of her exes had a chance to babysit her before all of her memories of them disappeared (plus many of her exes volunteered to do so for free). 

I made sure to give her plenty of caffeine before I put her into her crib for a nap. She wet herself multiple times during her nap (likely due to her regression drugs combined with the caffeine), before I changed her, I put the remote vibe she loved so much when we were dating in her diaper. I sat across the room, turning the vibe up and down as she squirmed and whined in her wet diaper. I eventually changed her after her diaper had leaked and soaked her blankets and crib