#viktor the machine herald

Mel: I’d say I’m a early bird

Jayce: I think I’m more of a night owl

Viktor: I’m sort of a permanently exhausted pigeon

Viktor: just because you’re hot doesn’t mean you’re better than us

Jayce: yes it literally does

Jayce: I like Viktor so much, but I’m awful at flirting

Mel: look here he comes! Try giving him a compliment

Jayce to Viktor: happy birthday!

Jayce: I need to get something off my chest

Viktor, whispering: is it your shirt? Please say yes

Jayce: hey you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Caitlyn: you’re a hazard to society

Viktor: no you’re a coward, do twenty