Castlevania II:Belmont’s Revenge be like

Soleil: Okay.

Christopher: What are you doing ?

Soleil: Speaking to God !

Christopher: Is he telling you to kill everyone ?

Soleil: Yeah.

Christopher: No that’s Dracula. Hi Dracula.

Dracula: Hi boys.

Walter: Is there a cactus where your heart should be ?

Leon: What’s up your ass this morning?

Mathias: Hey.

Leon: Hm. Nevermind.

I am crying imagining a mini emotional support dracula living with the Belmonts, and everytime one of them would have self doubt and feel unworthy of their heritage, he would just take their face in his tiny little hands and scream “SHUT THE FUCK UP LEON WOULD BE SO DAMN PROUD OF YOU RIGHT NOW. I KNOW IT BECAUSE I KNEW HIM” at them.

Don’t talk to me, i’m imagining a whole story in my head about Dracula becoming the Belmonts vampire dad after Curse of Darkness.