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wizardlocation:

quick scribbles bc I miss Rampage and also think he enjoys eating the like casing of cheese wheels but not the cheese

[ID: two messily drawn images of rampage from beast wars done in ballpoint pen. he is drawn from the waist up in both drawings. in the first he is holding a small cartoony crab in one hand and there is a question mark to the right of his head. the second image depicts him holding a cheese wheel in his left hand while gesturing towards it with his right. end ID]

thedupshadove:

heroofthreefaces:

athelind:

forthegothicheroine:

You are Guinevere, Queen of the Britons and most beautiful woman in the known world. You were sold into a political marriage and queening is an arduous business. You could use some relief. Where do you turn for it?

Arthur

Pros:

• Total package. Hell yeah.
• No treason, no punishment for treason.
• You’re hanging out with him all the time anyway, might as well give it a try.

Cons:

• Created Antichrist incest baby.

Lancelot

Pros:

• Will murder everyone if you ask him to

Cons:

• Will murder everyone if you don’t ask him to

Gawain

Pros:

• Solar powered, green energy (hehehe)
• Let’s you call the shots
• Into mmf threesomes

Cons

• Prone to blood feuds
• You have to deal with his shitty family

Mordred

Pros

• Was your lover in the first written version so you’ll be keeping it old school

Cons

• Is antichrist incest baby

Agravain

Pros

• Is known as “the handsome”
• In Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, is described as “loyal”

Cons

• Every other version says he sucks.

Gaheris

Pros:

• Arthur married him to some lady he barely knew so he’ll probably be up for it

Cons:

• Killed mother in psycho-sexual jealous rage, then framed and murdered her lover for it

Gareth

Pros:

• Nothing really bad to say about him

Cons:

• In love with Lancelot

Bors

Pros:

• Technical winner of the Grail Quest
• Will not cheat on you with a shape changed demon

Cons:

• Thinks you are a shape changed demon

Galahad

Pros:

• Greatest Mary Sue in the land

Cons

• Will say no
• What if he doesn’t say no?  What if he gives in to lust and you’ve effectively destroyed him?  Could you ever live with yourself again?

Percival

Pros:

• Is hot in a Tarzan kinda way.

Cons:

• Dumb as a box of rocks.

Kay

Pros:

• You at least know who he is because of the Disney movie

Cons:

• Everything else

Tristan

Pros:

• Handsome
• Hopeless romantic

Cons:

• Psychopath

Dinadan

Pros:

• Girls dig funny guys

Cons:

• If you break up, will write a Taylor Swift style song about you.

Dagonet

Pros:

• Girls dig funny guys

Cons:

• Is literally a jester someone knighted as a joke

Bedivere

Pros:

• Canonically the most handsome knight

Cons:

• When he’s the last one left standing at the final battle and Arthur gives him his sword to throw away, it will be really awkward if he has to avoid confessing that he banged his wife.

Morgan le Fay

Pros:

• Will probably be up for it.

Cons:

• If she isn’t up for it, will never let you live it down.

@heroofthreefaces

I see no lies

N.B. Last time I saw this come around I commented “OP you left out Isolde” without elaborating which in retrospect was a crime so here it is now

Isolde of Cornwall

Pros:

• In the exactly same position as you so knows the drill.
  

Cons

• Mark of Cornwall.
  

Merlin

Pros

• Nobody would suspect this one.
• If you get caught, you can claim he enchanted you.
• They do say brainy is the new sexy.
• Mysterious ™
• Free magic lessons?
• Probably knows about kinky sex-magic stuff, if you’re into that.

Cons

• Usually depicted as super old, and like, not in the hot way.
• Often shown to be extremely dedicated to Arthur–might not be willing to cuckold him, even for the Official Hottest Woman In Britain.
• Kinda even more the Antichrist than Mordred is?
• The allure of his “I always know more than you” schtick feels like it could turn sour realfast.
• His previous relationships do not show a great track record.