#wait what

“Yes…you brought your vehicle in for an oil change…I understand…however…what you really need is a new set of wheels…that’s right isn’t it…?”

You know, She makes a lot of sense

“who, me?” She protested innocently  “I know you’re much too smart, too strong to fall for any of my tricks, so I won’t even try…”

Good. now I can…

um

uh

gosh

I lost

my train

of thought

“Yes, I’ve been keeping track of your posts…

and I’ll bet you don’t even remember

posting these, do you?

good job…!”

Oh, and this is the part when the Bride rides the Maid of Honor…which is traditional.  At least, that’s my understanding…

“Yes…the Procedure was a complete success…now some minor memory loss is often associated with the Procedure so don’t worry. And you’ll soon get used to the changes we’ve made here today. After some training and rehab of course…

And once again, I’d like to thank you for volunteering to help with our Research…”

nope

definitely not Hypnotized

so, it’s totally okay to look at tumblr

you should do it as much as possible

Geez, you buy ONE thing at CVS…

“Fine, I’ll wrestle you…
And if I win, you have to do whatever I say…
but if you lose, you have to do whatever I say…

got it?”

I’m sure no one I know is like this

and just what are you updo?

After 70 years asleep frozen in ice, naturally you can expect things to be a bit different…

but I’m sure you’ll get used to it…

eventually

untitled goose post

“I raise my daughter to be proper and feminine at all times…and to demand to speak to the manager because you obviously don’t know how to do your job, the other store takes my coupons all the time…!”

she tried the new lipstick her friend gave her.  and then, she tried the new lipstick her friend gave her.  afterwards, she tried the new lipstick her friend gave her.  then she thought she ought to try the new lipstick her friend gave her. meanwhile, while trying the new lipstick her friend gave her, she made a mental note to try the new lipstick her friend gave her,  and while trying the new lipstick her friend gave her, she thought how thoughtful her friend was to give her a new lipstick to try

she must remind herself to thank her friend for the wonderful gift of a new lipstick

for her to try

needs one of those ‘Baby on Board’ signs for the window

that might come in handy

(no Bun)

that’s an avocad-whoa!

am I right??

(also Bun)

very punny

(also Bun)