#wbfjskzidpwjddhsnaoajsjskabsnw
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER
FUCK
This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”
This actually happened to an unfortunate lab tech i knew a few years ago. “Sir Fuck-O-Saurus” had a hard time with employment.